?

Log in

LiveJournal for Church of the Heavy Petting Zoowahdi.

View:User Info.
View:Friends.
View:Calendar.
View:Website (The Church of the Heavy Petting Zoowahdi).
View:Memories.
You're looking at the latest 10 entries.

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

Subject:ZFA Online: Protecting America From Various Freedoms
Posted by:gibbernaut.
Time:12:08 pm.


Yo yo Z-bots...chiggitty check it out!!
Comments: Add Your Own.

Wednesday, April 14th, 2004

Subject:The Pirates of Z: The Final Chapter
Posted by:gibbernaut.
Time:11:46 pm.
Comments: Read 1 orAdd Your Own.

Sunday, April 13th, 2003

Subject:A song for the Pirates of Z. Sing ye along!!!
Posted by:gibbernaut.
Time:4:34 am.
The Pirates of Z Themesong

We
We are the Pirates of Z
Yo Ho
Yo Ho
Arrr...
Arrr...
Arrr..

That is the sound of piratin' if ever i did hear it.
What? What's that you say?
Did a smoke curtain come your way?
Why yes, that was my friend Zoowahdi.

(speaking part)
Zoowahdi? I thought that was a religion?
No me hearties..I refer to the Capn'! Good ole Capn' Zoowahdi!!
Capn' Zoowahdi you say? Where does he sail?
Why the seven seas of course!

We
We are the Pirates of Z
Yo Ho
Yo Ho
Arrr...
Arrr...
Arrr..

Yes we...and them and me and Zethany
We sail the sea
We say Arrr a lot
You will get caught

(speaking part)
So, what seven seas are you referring to?
Uh..you know...the seven seas! Arrr...
I have no idea what you are talking about.
You must have consumed crack watah me dear boy

Yo ho hoooo!!!!
Pirates of Z!!!!!!!!

..wait wait. what the hell is crack watah? Hello?
Don't test me patience me dear boy. Arrr...
*scoffs* Whatever...
Comments: Read 4 orAdd Your Own.

Subject:The Pirates of Z
Posted by:gibbernaut.
Time:4:00 am.
Yes, one of those rare updates. Ahh...they smell like the crisp sea at dusk. Speaking of the crisp sea at dusk. I have recently gone through extensive Zoowahdi Pirate training. What's a Zoowahdi Pirate you ask? Quite simple. A Zoowahdi Pirate is a defender of all that is un-Zoowahdi in your neighborhood. We are everywhere. We wear fake peg legs and fake hooks and we will haunt and terrorize you for many hours to come. I'm guessing many of you have already noticed that we have a monthly feature (not really monthly..but whenever I update..so an updately feature). This update is a new section all about the Zoowahdi Pirates. This will stay up for quite a long time and every time I update a story or something will follow. This week will feature...well...you'll just have to click below to find out now won't you? That's what it takes to be a Zoowahdi Pirate. It takes chance taking, and if you can't take a chance then you obviously aren't a chance taker or a Zoowahdi Pirate. So keep that in mind matey!!!

Comments: Add Your Own.

Saturday, January 4th, 2003

Subject:guess what?!
Posted by:gibbernaut.
Time:1:45 am.
LONG TIME NO Z!


Comments: Add Your Own.

Tuesday, July 16th, 2002

Subject:Pumpkins
Posted by:mousegeek.
Time:2:34 am.
Mood: crazy.
Z
Comments: Add Your Own.

Tuesday, May 7th, 2002

Subject:NEWS
Posted by:gibbernaut.
Time:9:30 am.
Comments: Add Your Own.

Friday, March 29th, 2002

Subject:Zoowahdi Slang
Posted by:gibbernaut.
Time:12:28 am.
At long last here it is...well...part of it at least.

Zoowahdi Slang

Avadnah - a person who manipulates others for selfish reasons.

Ballooglarry - an extremely drunk or stoned person.

Blastard - a bastard who comes and goes in a quick and insulting manner.

Frooga - fucked up in a bad way.

Googly - extremely unusual.

Javo - a pseudo poetic or profound person.

Malfunction A B Shenanigans - a fake world that someone whom is delusional lives in.

Mentacles - having the mental guts (balls) to think or believe something.

Mighty Moofy Motherfuckers (aka. The Three M's) - a group of people who are fakes.

Mommied - to have maturity rub off on someone else (usually used in a sarcastic manner).

Moofy - a person that is fake.

Oddling - a semi-odd person.

Twee - a person or thing that is cutesy in an extremely annoying way.

Yo - an undesirable person of less than average intelligence

Z - not only the letter that makes the world grow better, but the foundation of all Zoowahdism

zaffodil - an extremely unpleasant person or thing

zaddapappa - really really good

Zlagadibahd - the ruler of the Zoogaddy Gods.

Zoogaddy Gods - the spirit pumpkins that oversee all pumpkin and Zoowahdian life in the universe

zimininini - something that is extremely funny.

Zoowahdi - a belief system in that involves acknowledging and worshipping pumpkins.


Remember to try and use these words in your normal way of speaking as often as possible. It will bring fun, laughter, and confused faces. That's okay though..if people ask you about it, you can tell them it's part of the Zoowahdi slang...not that they would understand that either.
Comments: Add Your Own.

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2002

Subject:Zebery (February) is Thai Pumpkin Month
Posted by:gibbernaut.
Time:4:19 am.
Celebrate Thai Pumpkin Month. TPM is in tribute to the frequent Thai visitors to our chatroom. In tribute we have a new shirt design available at our website. Check it out mwah!!
Comments: Add Your Own.

Sunday, January 20th, 2002

Subject:Welcome!
Posted by:gibbernaut.
Time:4:19 pm.
All you pumpkin worshippers out there and people who are alligned with the Z..feel free to join us on our quest to end the violence against pumpkins!!!
Comments: Add Your Own.

LiveJournal for Church of the Heavy Petting Zoowahdi.

View:User Info.
View:Friends.
View:Calendar.
View:Website (The Church of the Heavy Petting Zoowahdi).
View:Memories.
You're looking at the latest 10 entries.